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Kelly Preston:
Kelly Preston
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Information:
Name: Kelly Preston
Born: 1962-10-13
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Old Dogs (2009), Biography (2003), Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2005), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2004), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2003)
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Ashley Tisdale:
Ashley Tisdale Naked
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Information:
Name: Ashley Tisdale
Born: 1985-07-02
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
Get'cha head in the game: the choreography of High School Musical (2006), HSM2: Making of Humuhumunukunukuapua'a (2008), The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (2007), Rachael Ray (2007), American Idol (2008)
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Why were the
flies playing football in
saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !
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What is dry on the outside, filled with water
and
blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !
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Mr Monster:
Oi, hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of
hands.
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What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better hope he
likes it!
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Personnel Director: What would you do
if you broke your arm in two places?
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go
to these places no more!
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur
fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed,
"Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come
this close to the
highway!"
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men
in
the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
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Did you hear about the football team who ate
too much pudding ?
They got jellygated !
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I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.
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Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he
throws out the first
meatball!
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